She Said 'Fuck This Shit' And Lived Happily Ever After

$51.95

Once upon a time, there was a woman who was juggling 127 kinds of balls and trying to keep them all in the air.

Work. Children. Partner. Friends. Pets. Cleaning. Schedules. Responding to text messages, emails and DM’s in a timely manner.

And fuck knows what else. God, it’s exhausting just writing about it.

This woman was trying her best to keep all the balls in the air - but she soon discovered that being surrounded by a copious amount of balls left her in some pretty hairy situations.

She was tired, sweaty, and frankly, things smelled a little musty.

Something needed to change.

By chance, one day, she happened upon a quote. A quote that would change her life.

Three simple words.

Fuck. This. Shit.

Her eyes lit up.

She began to let go of the balls she’d be grasping so tightly.

And as each set of balls fell to the ground she repeated to herself.

“Fuck this Shit, Fuck that Shit, Fuck it, Fuck it all.”

And as her balls began to drop, her voice became stronger. Her situation's less hairy.

She wasn’t so tired. Or sweaty. And everything smelt a lot more fresh.

For the first time in her life, her fairytale was coming true.

The era of Fuck this shit had begun. She was living a life on her terms. On her time.

Be that woman. A wise woman.

She said “Fuck This Shit” and lived Happily Ever After.

The End.

NOTE: The diameter of these bangles is 63.7mm and the circumference is 19.8mm

All our bangles are currently pre-order only. It will be around a  3 - 4 weeks wait before they will be shipped from placement of order.

Please note that there may be delivery delays due to Auspost having an overloaded system & COVID restrictions. 

Orders dispatched Monday, Wednesday & Friday mornings Melbourne time.

We offer Free Shipping (2 - 5 business days delivery) for all Australian orders! 

You can upgrade to Express Post (1 - 3 days business days delivery) for just $6.95!

Internationally:
It takes 3 - 5 weeks to be delivered, and you can track your order through Australia Post. Shipping starts at $15. 

Please note that due to current COVID restrictions we are unable to ship our bangles to places in Africa, South America, and Central America. We are really sorry about this and hope this will change in the new year.

You'll find a shipping calculator on checkout for further details. 

Returns & Exchanges

Our bangles are designed to make you feel happy, empowered and freakin' awesome - so if there is a problem, we gotta fix it!

If you've accidentally ordered the wrong size or are not happy with your bangle, we'll be happy refund you, and then you can order the correct one! For more details you can read our returns & exchanges policy.

Product details

Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.

Size & Fit

If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word). 

If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!

Clasp bangles

Thinking of getting one of our clasp style bangles? Great! The clasp style bangle  eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo! It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed. 

The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!

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