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She Said 'Fuck This Shit' And Lived Happily Ever After
$44.95
Once upon a time, there was a woman who was juggling 127 kinds of balls and trying to keep them all in the air.
Work. Children. Partner. Friends. Pets. Cleaning. Schedules. Responding to text messages, emails and DM’s in a timely manner.
And fuck knows what else. God, it’s exhausting just writing about it.
This woman was trying her best to keep all the balls in the air - but she soon discovered that being surrounded by a copious amount of balls left her in some pretty hairy situations.
She was tired, sweaty, and frankly, things smelled a little musty.
Something needed to change.
By chance, one day, she happened upon a quote. A quote that would change her life.
Three simple words.
Fuck. This. Shit.
Her eyes lit up.
She began to let go of the balls she’d be grasping so tightly.
And as each set of balls fell to the ground she repeated to herself. “Fuck this Shit, Fuck that Shit, Fuck it, Fuck it all.”
And as her balls began to drop, her voice became stronger. Her situation's less hairy.
She wasn’t so tired. Or sweaty. And everything smelt a lot more fresh.
For the first time in her life, her fairytale was coming true.
The era of Fuck this shit had begun. She was living a life on her terms. On her time.
Be that woman. A wise woman.
She said “Fuck This Shit” and lived Happily Ever After.
The End.
NOTE: The diameter of these bangles is 63.7mm and the circumference is 19.8mm
Pssst... are you wanting this one in our solid sizes? you can order it as a Custom Bangle here.
We offer Free Shipping (2 - 5 business days delivery) for all Australian orders!
You can upgrade to Express Post (2 - 4 days business days delivery) for just $10!
Internationally: It takes 3 - 5 weeks to be delivered, and you can track your order through Australia Post. Shipping starts at $15.
If a product has been indicated as ** PRE-ORDER ** this means it's not in stock (yet). Usually these will be sent in 4 - 5 weeks from order. However, please refer to the product page for the exact details.
If you have ordered a Custom Bangle, these are made to order and will take around 5-6 weeks to arrive
Returns & Exchanges
Our bangles are designed to make you feel happy, empowered and freakin' awesome - so if there is a problem, we gotta fix it!
If you've accidentally ordered the wrong size or are not happy with your bangle, we'll be happy refund you, and then you can order the correct one! For more details you can read ourreturns & exchanges policy.
Product details
Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.
Size & Fit
If you're not sure what size to choose please use oursizing chartto help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word).
If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offerexchangesif it doesn't fit!
Clasp bangles
Thinking of getting one of our clasp style bangles? Great! The clasp style bangle eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo! It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed.
The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!
Bangle not available in your size or preferred colour? Consider ordering it as a Custom Bangle!
Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.
Size & Fit
If you're not sure what size to choose please use oursizing chartto help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word).
If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offerexchangesif it doesn't fit!
Clasp bangles
Thinking of getting one of our clasp style bangles? Great! The clasp style bangle eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo! It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed.
The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!
Bangle not available in your size or preferred colour? Consider ordering it as a Custom Bangle!
