Fresh Out Of Fucks
I believe we all feel passionate about different things because that's the way it has to work. If we were all passionate about Dolphins and no-one was passionate about litter, then all the work that needs to be done in the world wouldn't get done. We need people who chain themselves to trees, and march for equal rights and champion endangered animals we didn't even know existed.
But what happens when we are all outta care? When there's so much to be concerned about we can't even choose a cause. The stress of it all becomes too much that just existing becomes our cause. That getting up, living, and getting to bed is our focus.
That's what's scientifically known as Fresh Out Of Fucks. A syndrome that has been around for a long time (also known in the 90s as Care Factor 0 and Don't Give A Toss).
Has there been a time in history where we are more Fresh Out Of Fucks than right now? Isolation has brought us together in a lot of ways, but it has also made us be with ourselves a lot. And often ourselves is exhausting company. Too much inner chatter, too much wanting to do something and then wishing t was doing nothing. Too many inspired ‘I want to make banana bread thoughts’ and then lots of ‘I shouldn't have eaten all the banana bread’ thoughts.
So in tribute to 2020 and how out of fucks we all are, comes this bangle. Fresh Out Of Fucks.
A reminder that it's ok to sometimes care about nothing else than the next episode of The Bachelor and what snacks you can eat when everyone has gone to bed. The environment will still be there tomorrow, as will the koalas, and the tax return, and the laundry and all the bananas that you brought to make bread that are rotting in your fruit basket.
Because caring might be sharing.
But not caring is so right now.
Don’t feel bad for being Fresh Out Of Fucks right now. Take each day one step at a time. Breathe. The world will be there tomorrow.
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Returns & Exchanges
Our bangles are designed to make you feel happy, empowered and freakin' awesome - so if there is a problem, we gotta fix it!
If you've accidentally ordered the wrong size or are not happy with your bangle, we'll be happy refund you, and then you can order the correct one! For more details you can read our returns & exchanges policy.
Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.
Size & Fit
If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word).
If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!
Thinking of getting one of our clasp style bangles? Great! The clasp style bangle eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo! It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed.
The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!