Sorry, You Must Have Me Confused With Someone Who Cares


 I actually don't fucking care sometimes.

But I feel compelled to act like I do.

As a Mum, there's plenty I do have to pretend I care about:


The LA Lakers

Beanie Boos

Someone's new puppy and how its the cutest puppy EVER

Stranger Things, Cobra Kai, YouTube idiots commentating on other YouTube idiots

So I don't have any extra mental "pretending to care " space for other BS people feel compelled to share

Your imaginary sports team that you spend hours selecting

Any dream you have had at any point of your life 

Your daily outfit posts on Instagram 

What you are going to eat, are eating or have eaten ever

What you make doing craft with your kids on a rainy day

Maybe I look interested?

Sorry, You Must Have Me Confused With Someone Who Cares

So this bangle is for those of you

Fresh out of fucks but still playing the game

Politely nodding at the supermarket and

Wearing headphones at your desk

Hitting the obligatory likes on Facebook

And unnecessary hearts on Insta

Because it is much less rude than saying

Sorry, You Must Have Me Confused With Someone Who Cares





Orders dispatched Monday, Wednesday & Friday mornings Melbourne time.

We offer Free Shipping (2 - 5 business days delivery) for all Australian orders! 

You can upgrade to Express Post (2 - 4 days business days delivery) for just $10!

It takes 3 - 5 weeks to be delivered, and you can track your order through Australia Post. Shipping starts at $15.

If a product has been indicated as ** PRE-ORDER ** this means it's not in stock (yet). Usually these will be sent in 4 - 5 weeks from order. However, please refer to the product page for the exact details.

If you have ordered a Custom Bangle, these are made to order and will take around 5-6 weeks to arrive 

Returns & Exchanges

Our bangles are designed to make you feel happy, empowered and freakin' awesome - so if there is a problem, we gotta fix it!

If you've accidentally ordered the wrong size or are not happy with your bangle, we'll be happy refund you, and then you can order the correct one! For more details you can read our returns & exchanges policy.

Product details

Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.

Size & Fit

If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word). 

If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!

Clasp bangles

Thinking of getting one of our clasp style bangles? Great! The clasp style bangle  eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo! It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed. 

The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!

Bangle not available in your size or preferred colour? Consider ordering it as a Custom Bangle!

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