I've Tried To Stop Swearing, But I Cunt
Ah, my fellow sweary betches.
If someone had told me a few years ago that I'd be selling gorgeous bangles engraved with inspirational sayings like... "Try not to be a cunt." I probably wouldn't have believed them.
But here we are, many years on - with that bangle still being one of our most sought-after.
Now that time has come to add to the Cunt collection.
I present to you.
I've Tried to Stop Swearing, But I Cunt.
And why, oh fellow noble women, did I select this illustrious quote?
Because it's time to step into our full glory as 'the sweariest betches that ever did walk the earth.'
Sure, some people think we're crass.
I can't tell you the number I've times I've been told to stop swearing.
What do you MEAN I can't call your son a Cuntasaurus Rex, Karen? Seriously, where is your sense of humour?
If swearing is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Because the truth of the matter is...
I've tried to stop swearing, but I cunt.
So to the highly educated, classy as fuck, brilliantly funny, wise, wonderful and epic women that make up the Be. community.
This ones for you. Let the "mouth like a fuckin' sailor" women unite.
I'm with ya girlfriend,
Sending my sweariest regards,
Chantelle 'Cuntasaurus Rex' and the Sweary AF Be. Team
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Size & Fit
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The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!