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Not so much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI can’t even count the number of situations where someone has said something, done something or acted in a way that didn’t sit well with me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat time a family member was leaving nasty comments on the Be. Bangles page? I let that go on for a few months before I finally banned her from the page. And in staying true to my people-pleasing origins, I then APOLOGISED to her for banning her, even though she was the one trolling me. (Goddamn gurl).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe time a housemate kept telling me how I was ‘allowed’ to live in the house we were both paying for? I towed the line and did everything she told me to do until I finally spoke up 3 months later. (It didn’t go well).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe times when an employee would give me the silent treatment every time I gave her feedback or asked for changes to her some of her work? I never said anything. 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Or wanting to please people rather than speak up about what’s important to them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell, consider this bangle a wake-up call.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo No Harm, But Take No Shit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou deserve to be treated with respect.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou have the right to say what is and isn’t okay with you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou don’t have to take shit from ANYONE. \u003cstrong\u003eEVER.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLike seriously, EVER. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo No Harm, But Take No Shit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, to my fellow people pleasers and dirt eaters. Now’s the time. 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Cancer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFuck Cancer - from the day of diagnosis, the treatments that really don’t feel like treatments when you’re going through it, the pain, the waiting, the metastasizing. Fuck Cancer for all it is. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFuck Cancer for the tragic knowledge that every. single. person. knows someone diagnosed or has lost someone to cancer. Cancer is the leading cause of death in Australia. 1 in 2 men and women will be diagnosed with some form of it by the age of 85. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFuck Cancer for its ability to take away, time and time again.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eFor anyone suffering today, and for anyone who has lost someone to cancer, we send our love to you. We know there are no right words, but we hope this Fuck Cancer bangle can give you some peace. Wear it knowing hundreds of others will be wearing it too, that we are all there with you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePssst... are you wanting this one in our solid sizes? you can order it as a Custom Bangle\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bebangles.co\/collections\/all\/products\/custom-bangles\" title=\"Custom Engraved Bangles - Be. Bangles Australia\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/bebangles.co\/collections\/all\/products\/custom-bangles\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Be. 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And as a parent, I doubt a day goes by I don’t talk about it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIt’s what you want your kids to be. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIt’s what we want the world to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI like to assume everyone is kind. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI give everyone the benefit of the doubt. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eI assume you are kind until you prove yourself otherwise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAnd even then I will try to understand. And reply with kindness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause Kindness is my go-to.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFuck Off is my wingman.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eTake advantage of me again. Fuck Off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eTreat my loved ones badly. Fuck Off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDisrespect my family, my people. Fuck Off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDiscriminate against members of my community. Fuck Off\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eDonald Trump. Fuck Off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eJust because I want myself, my children, and the world to be kind, doesn’t mean I’ll let bad people step all over me. And you shouldn’t let them either.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eKindness Is My Go-To, But Fuck Off Is My Wingman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Be. 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My laundry has been dry for 2 weeks now and it's still sitting on my clothes horse, I tried to make my bed this morning but gave up half way through and I just ate chocolate mousse for breakfast.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToday I'm Fresh Out Of Fucks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn honour of the people who fold their worries into paper planes and turn them into Flying Fucks. This is for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFresh Out Of Fucks! YEEEEAH. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Be. 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The friends you’ll call first when you need a girls night out, or to bury a body (or both?). They will be there for you through everything and will bring their unique craziness to every situation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWhere would be without these crazy bitches? Probably stuck in the same job that makes us unhappy, and the same toxic relationship. Because these bitches pull punches. They’ll equally inspire you to be the best you can be, while telling you upfront that you’ve made shitty life choices. They are all heart, bark, and a bit of bite. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWe all need at least one crazy bitch in our life. If anything, just to make life a bit more interesting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCrazy Bitches Make The Best Of Friends. Trust us. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Be. 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We’re too close to ourselves and consumed in our thoughts to see just how our magic impacts the world around us. But it’s always there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those times when you feel lost, we want this bangle to be the friend that reminds you that \u003cstrong\u003eYou Are Magic, Own That Shit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWe all need a friend that reminds us we are magic. And with this, our Be. Team, Nikki and Sarah, have decided to share the reasons why we think of each other as magic. This is what we hope the bangle will serve to everyone, a way to remind yourself or a loved one that they have magic, and that they just need to own who they are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWithout further ado - we give you The Be. Team Magic Compliment-athon: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\"Nikki is magic because she has a heart of gold. She is a beacon of support and is always there to lend an ear or a shoulder to cry on. But on the other hand, Nikki is also strong, and knows her boundaries. She is the most dedicated person you will ever meet, and makes any workplace shine when she is a part of it. Nikki, \u003cstrong\u003eYou Are Magic, Own That Shit. \"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e- Sarah\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\"Sarah is magic because she sees what others don’t. You might mistake her quietness and think she is enclosed in  her own world, but she sees all and understands more than you would ever know. Extremely bright and creative, Sarah carries “stuff” that would cause most people to stop and take cover, but she continues to push forward with a level of courage that inspires me on my darkest days. There’s no-one you would want on your team more than Sarah. She takes our crazy ideas and makes them happen. Sarah, \u003cstrong\u003eYou Are Magic, Own That Shit.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e- Nikki\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eLet this bangle be the reminder you need. Because, \u003cem\u003eYou Are Magic, so Own That Shit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Be. 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Seriously, where is your sense of humour?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eIf swearing is wrong, I don't want to be right.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBecause the truth of the matter is...\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI've tried to stop swearing, but I cunt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSo to the highly educated, classy as fuck, brilliantly funny, wise, wonderful and epic women that make up the Be. community.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eThis ones for you. Let the \"mouth like a fuckin' sailor\"\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewomen unite.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI'm with ya girlfriend,\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSending my sweariest regards,\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eChantelle 'Cuntasaurus Rex' and the Sweary AF Be. Team\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Be. 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Covid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt seems after all this time we can’t escape you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce again, my plans have been cancelled and replaced by endless shit Netflix shows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have no clue what fucking day it is. Covid case numbers have become a blur of digits in my mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLockdown announcements are dropping faster than Taylor Swift albums.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd our team at Be truly hope you are all coping with it in the best way possible. By swearing your fucking head off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’m not sure about you, but my general thought streams these days goes something like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Fuck zoom calls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFuck I miss my friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFuck I just wanna go to a restaurant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFucking hell another lockdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor fuck’s sake another QR code to scan.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut most of all…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Fuck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCovid.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever your circumstance, come together with our team at Be to say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFuck Covid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr better yet. Shout it at the top of your lungs. FUCK. COVID!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScream it into a pillow. Let all that shit out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut if you want to be a little more subtle about your inner rage, pre-order a Fuck Covid bangle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it out on your daily adventure to the supermarket. That way, you can scream “FUCK COVID!” through your bangle instead of freaking out the customers in aisle 4.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe’re here for you. You’ve got this. Stay safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd most importantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFuck Covid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePssst... are you wanting this one in our solid sizes? you can order it as a Custom Bangle\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bebangles.co\/collections\/all\/products\/custom-bangles\" title=\"Custom Engraved Bangles - Be. Bangles Australia\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/bebangles.co\/collections\/all\/products\/custom-bangles\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Be. Bangles","offers":[{"title":"Silver \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":39410494767174,"sku":"FUCKCOVID-S-C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Silver \/ Extra Small - 57mm diameter","offer_id":40624900997190,"sku":"","price":14.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose Gold \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":39410494799942,"sku":"FUCKCOVID-RG-C","price":14.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Matte Black Cuff \/ Cuff - Fits Most","offer_id":40182503407686,"sku":"","price":14.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/8242\/products\/COVID_S_C.jpg?v=1627898188"},{"product_id":"giving-a-fuck-doesnt-go-with-my-outfit-bangle","title":"Giving A Fuck Doesn't Really Go With My Outfit","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eMany years ago \u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI worked in the world of retail fashion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eIt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e was the 2000s and the city streets w\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eere full of boutiques and designer concept stores.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eOur jobs were about glamour and style, a\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003ettentive service and making every woman feel like a celebrity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAnd you know what?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI loved my job.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI wandered around all day in evening wear and high heels (mandatory) and lived for this job that bought me joy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWas it deep and life-changing?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAh. No.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWas it awesome fun?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eYou betcha.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eFinally, I was offered a promotion. One I deserved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eIt wasn't long until I started hearing the whispers...\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e“She only got the job because she looks good in the clothes”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e“Obviously being competent isn’t a job requirement”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eThese comments should've shattered me,\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI  was young and these people were so much older than me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBut surprisingly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI didn’t give a fuck. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eYes I looked good in the product.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBut I also knew I had worked \u003cb class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003ebloody\u003c\/b\u003e hard. I had made my targets, \u003cb class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI smashed every goal I had.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAnd the clothes were divine.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAnd \u003cb class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eoh, did I mention they were free? And in my twenties,not much was going to come between me and free designer clothing.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI had that glorious self-involvedness that you only have in your twenties, and \u003cb class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003ewithout it, I may have listened to those comments. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eInstead, I chucked on my designer clothes and didn't give a fuck.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e​Because it definitely didn't go with my outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAre the people getting you down?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eDig deep babe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eFrock up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eEmbrace your glammed up inner 20 something self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAnd don’t give a fuck.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cb class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eIt doesn’t really go with your outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Be. Bangles","offers":[{"title":"Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed) \/ Silver","offer_id":39419498987590,"sku":"OUTFIT-S-C","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed) \/ Rose Gold","offer_id":39419499020358,"sku":"OUTFIT-RG-C","price":56.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed) \/ Yellow Gold","offer_id":43871009079366,"sku":null,"price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Silver","offer_id":42607507472454,"sku":null,"price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Yellow Gol","offer_id":43871009112134,"sku":null,"price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/8242\/products\/Outfit-S-S.jpg?v=1633429955"},{"product_id":"its-called-karma-pronounced-fuck-you-bangle","title":"It's Called Karma And It's Pronounced 'Fuck You'","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“No retailer will stock your product.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLockdown 1.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBesides homeschooling, I was lost.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs someone who has always worked, being\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLocked down with no purpose was like a slow death.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd then I had an idea. And I liked it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd the people around me liked it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut of course, they did. \u003cstrong\u003eI’m surrounded by cheerleaders\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo, I found an expert retailer in the area\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd sent them an email.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI told them how I admired their business\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd as a startup would appreciate their feedback\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eon my product idea.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat would their customers think? Would they buy it?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI was so excited to see their quick reply.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUntil I read it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHi Nikki\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThanks for your email.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhile I appreciate your enthusiasm, this is a tough industry.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt takes years to build a business and a wealth of experience.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI would suggest you find another business idea\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOn more suited to your limited knowledge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo retail outlet will buy your product and\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere is no customer demand for your product\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis sounds harsh but you will fail and lose a lot of money.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis idea would make a good hobby\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut it's not a product any retailer would stock.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUm ok.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThanks for the feedback.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI was shattered. This was going to be my thing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut the stock was on the way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo nothing to lose by doing one market\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd selling off whatever stock I had.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTwo years later\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI have 10 Retail wholesalers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI haven’t taken over the world\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut I think this Summer will be very good\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd my “expert” retailer?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEmailed me last week to see if they could stock my products\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBecause they \u003cem\u003eLOVE\u003c\/em\u003e them so much.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd could they also stock Be Bangles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHow clever I must be to have two amazing brands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSorry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt’s called Karma and it's pronounced Fuck You.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI will instead approach your major competitor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd offer them my products to sell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNot because you said no\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut because you could’ve chosen to offer advice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut you chose to diminish someone’s dream.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd that’s going to cost you sales.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBe kind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen you have a choice, choose to lift others.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMostly because it’s the right thing to do. And you never know what the future brings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt’s called Karma and it's pronounced Fuck You.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNikki\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003exxx\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Be. Bangles","offers":[{"title":"Silver \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":39437611270214,"sku":"KARMA-S-C","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose Gold \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":39437611434054,"sku":"KARMA-RG-C","price":56.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Gold \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":44415075090502,"sku":null,"price":56.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/8242\/products\/Karma-S-C.jpg?v=1629858317"},{"product_id":"i-may-struggle-but-i-never-fucking-quit","title":"I May Sometimes Struggle, But I Never Fucking Quit","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The fight is here; I need ammunition, not a ride,\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I saved about 4 people and I couldn't save anyone else before our boat motor stopped. We had to watch everyone else float by, screaming for help...\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs I write this I see people struggling around the world. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUkrainians arming themselves to fight for their country...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRussians risking their lives to protest against their governments' actions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAussies sitting on their roofs, waiting for someone to rescue them as everything they own disappears underwater...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBusinesses that have crawled through two years of a pandemic realising that the new normal will take a long time to come. and they don't have a cent to continue...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe world is littered with struggles and full of survivors. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeaders who didn't give up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCountries who fought for their freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who wanted a better life even though the odds were against them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmergency workers who pushed through when they just want to collapse from exhaustion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose who left physical abuse, those who sailed to a new country, those who rebuilt when everything was gone. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI May Sometimes Struggle, But I Never Fucking Quit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bangle is for those who push through whatever their struggle is, no matter the size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it's your struggle,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's valid,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd this bangle will remind you that\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know you can get there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI May Sometimes Struggle, But I Never Fucking Quit\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Be. 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At least that's what I thought when I was 30.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eAnd now here I am.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOn my 50th birthday.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe problem with significant birthdays is you get all reflective.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWhere am I? And who am I?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eHave I achieved what I wanted to achieve?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eIs there where I thought I would\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003ebe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eat 50?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eAfter the initial deep (and mean deeeep) sigh. I think yes.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eMaybe not the heights of fame and money and expensive handbags I dreamt of at 20.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBut YES to the things I now know make you happy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eI have a great family, 2 wonderful kids\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eA very supportive funny partner and a large gang of kick-ass friends.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eAND the best job of my life. One that adds to my life, rather than takes from it.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSo where to now?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBeing 50 means I get to push a little harder. 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SECRET BANG","description":"\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSecret Bangs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInspiring on the outside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA little FU on the inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eMaybe you are an educator or a health care worker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eOr you work\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003esomewhere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewhere walking around\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWith a random sweary word no matter how subtle,\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003emight not be suitable?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWe have the bang for you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eIntroducing the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSecret Bang.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e..\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eEngraved on the outside and inside\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSo your secret is safe with us!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWe want you to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eGo for your dreams.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSpeak your truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eOwn your shit.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eLive A Bold Life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBut more importantly!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWe want you to ignore the haters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBlock out the negative.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAnd Fuck What Anyone Else Thinks\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSTOP caring about everyone's opinion of you.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eCoz their opinions are none of your business.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSecret Bangs\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eInspiring on the outside.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eA little FU on the inside.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBit like us really :-)\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eNikki\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003ex\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003ePS This one comes in Cuff and Clasp\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Be. 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Large","offer_id":43461450793030,"sku":null,"price":59.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/8242\/files\/BoldLife-C-S-Out.jpg?v=1698225617"},{"product_id":"nevertheless-she-persisted-despite-being-surrounded-by-idiots-secret-bang","title":"Nevertheless She Persisted (Despite Being Surrounded By Idiots) - SECRET BANG","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSecret Bangs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eInspiring on the outside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA little FU on the inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eMaybe you are an educator or a health care worker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eOr you work\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003esomewhere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewhere walking around\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWith certain words no matter how subtle,\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003emight not be suitable?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWe have the bang for you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eIntroducing the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSecret Bang.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e..\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eEngraved on the outside and inside\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSo your secret is safe with us!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWe know you battle through\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eCos you have to right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWork, School, Family\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSome days you feel like\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eEveryone is working against you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eThis bang is for the persistent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eThe resilient\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eThe life warriors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWe see you...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAnd the idiots you have to deal with.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSecret Bangs\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eInspiring on the outside.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eA little FU on the inside.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBit like us really :-)\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eNikki\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ex\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003ePS This one comes in Silver, Yellow Gold and Rose Gold Clasp\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Be. Bangles","offers":[{"title":"Silver \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":41171278561350,"sku":null,"price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose Gold \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":41171278594118,"sku":null,"price":56.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Gold \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":41171278626886,"sku":null,"price":56.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/8242\/files\/Nevertheless-Idiots-C-S-F.jpg?v=1713681501"},{"product_id":"breathe-give-less-fucks-secret-bang","title":"Breathe (Give Less Fucks) - SECRET BANG","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eMaybe you are an educator or a health care worker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eOr you work\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003esomewhere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewhere walking around\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWith a random sweary word no matter how subtle,\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003emight not be suitable?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eWe have the bang for you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eOur new \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSecret Bang.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e..\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eEngraved on the outside and inside\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSo your secret is safe with us!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAt least once a day\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI stop\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAnd remind myself\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBreathe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBut more importantly!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eI remind myself to stop caring about the little stuff\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eAnd Give Less Fucks!\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSTOP caring about everyone's opinion of you.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eCoz their opinions are none of your business.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eSecret Bangs\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eInspiring on the outside.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eA little FU on the inside.\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003eBit like us really :-)\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ac-designer-marked-selection ac-designer-copy\"\u003eNikki\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ex\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ac-designer-copy\"\u003ePS This one comes in Clasp - Yellow Gold, Silver and Rose Gold\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Be. 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