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Try Not To Be A Cunt

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Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.

Size & Fit

If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word). 

If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!

Clasp bangles

Thinking of getting one of our clasp style bangles? Great! The clasp style bangle  eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo! It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed. 

The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!

Bangle not available in your size or preferred colour? Consider ordering it as a Custom Bangle!

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Dear 2021,

I don’t know how to sugar coat this – so I’m just going to come out and say it.

Please. Oh, please – PLEASE - Try Not To Be a Cunt.

Now, I know this may be difficult for you, especially considering the fucking dumpster fire that was 2020.

But, hear me out.

I’ve had enough. We’ve had enough.

You made it VERY CLEAR how much cuntyness exists in the world today – we don’t need anymore proof.

Try Not To Be A Cunt.

I have to admit, the in the midst of the fucking hell scape of 2020, I too have had times where I’ve been a fucking righteous cunt.

An angry cunt, a bitter cunt, a cunt hell bent on revenge.

And so I’m asking you, 2020, to remind me that perhaps life isn’t as fucked up as it seems, and perhaps I too, could Try Not To Be A Cunt.

I promise to take that message to heart, and dial down the cunt.

But fuck it - 2020 has been a Cunt of a year. And we’re gunna say it.

Enjoy.

Disclaimer : As feminists we actually love cunts, and think cunts are bloody brilliant. We have used cunt in this context because it sounds hilarious, and in most situations cunts are still “highly offensive”. This might make us bad feminists, but we’re okay with that. It’s just a bit of fun. If you’re highly offended then shoot us an email, we’ll send you a special bangle to remind you that different people find different things funny, and there is no need to be a cunt about it.

Pssst... are you wanting this one in our solid sizes? you can order it as a Custom Bangle here.

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25/03/2024
Belinda R.
Australia Australia

Bangles that give more than a gift

Absolutely love be bangles and the little quotes they have. I could not have worded this one better ‘try not to be a cunt’ a little reminder to be kinds

KM
13/02/2024
Keith M.
Australia Australia

A naughty but FABULOUS present!

My daughter and her friends thought the bangles for her 40th were fantastic quality and really, REALLY funny! Thank you Be.Bangles!

L
28/07/2023
Louise SVG verified by SHOP
Australia Australia

One of my mottos to live by! Love it

LH
10/07/2023
Louise H.
Australia Australia

Love them

Absolutely love the packaging, the communication prior to receiving the bangles and unpacking and wearing the bangles. Both my 9yo daughter and I received bangles and she loves her size and I love my two! Thank you for being awesome! Would love to see more to choose from! Keep up the great bangles!!!

LH
10/07/2023
Louise H.
Australia Australia

Love them

Absolutely love the packaging, the communication prior to receiving the bangles and unpacking and wearing the bangles. Both my 9yo daughter and I received bangles and she loves her size and I love my two! Thank you for being awesome! Would love to see more to choose from! Keep up the great bangles!!!