Best Fucking Mum Ever... Shit, Didn't You Tell Me Not To Swear?

$5.95

Please note : cards MUST be ordered with a bangle - otherwise we'll refund you! Single cards on their own are not available for purchase.

For the best fucking mum ever, from the best fucking offspring ever. She may have told you not to swear, but she also convinced you that the boogie man was real to get you to go to bed. Swings and roundabouts. She'll fucking love you for this card.

 Inside card reads: FUCK IT, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

 

Orders are dispatched Monday, Wednesday & Friday mornings Melbourne time.

We offer Free Shipping (2 - 5 business days delivery) for all Australian orders! 

You can upgrade to Express Post (1 - 3 days business days delivery) for just $2!

Internationally:
It takes 3 - 4 weeks to be delivered, and you can track your order through Australia Post. Shipping starts at $15. 

You'll find a shipping calculator on checkout for further details. 

Returns & Exchanges

Our bangles are designed to make you feel happy, empowered and freakin' awesome - so if there is a problem, we gotta fix it!

If you've accidentally ordered the wrong size or are not happy with your bangle, we'll be happy to either exchange it or refund you, whichever you'd prefer. For more details you can read our returns & exchanges policy.

Product details

Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.

Size & Fit

If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word). 

If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!