Out Of All The Birth Canals In The World, I'm Glad Yours Was My Slippery Dip


Please note : cards MUST be ordered with a bangle - otherwise we'll refund you! Single cards on their own are not available for purchase.

I think the card says everything here. Give your mum a loving reminder of the extremely painful and joyous experience of bringing you into the world. Yeah, Happy Mother's Day Mum, thanks to me your vajayjay has never quite been the same. Love it. 

Inside card reads: WEEEEEEEEEEE, LOVE YOU!

Does not come with an envelope.

Orders are dispatched Monday, Wednesday & Friday mornings Melbourne time.

We offer Free Shipping (2 - 5 business days delivery) for all Australian orders! 

You can upgrade to Express Post (1 - 3 days business days delivery) for just $2!

It takes 3 - 4 weeks to be delivered, and you can track your order through Australia Post. Shipping starts at $15. 

You'll find a shipping calculator on checkout for further details. 

Returns & Exchanges

Our bangles are designed to make you feel happy, empowered and freakin' awesome - so if there is a problem, we gotta fix it!

If you've accidentally ordered the wrong size or are not happy with your bangle, we'll be happy to either exchange it or refund you, whichever you'd prefer. For more details you can read our returns & exchanges policy.

Product details

Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.

Size & Fit

If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word). 

If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!