{"product_id":"she-said-fuck-this-shit-and-lived-happily-ever-after-bangle","title":"She Said 'Fuck This Shit' And Lived Happily Ever After","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOnce upon a time, there was a woman who was juggling 127 kinds of balls and trying to keep them all in the air.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eWork. Children. Partner. Friends. Pets. Cleaning. Schedules. Responding to text messages, emails and DM’s in a timely manner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAnd fuck knows what else. God, it’s exhausting just writing about it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThis woman was trying her best to keep all the balls in the air - but she soon discovered that being surrounded by a copious amount of balls left her in some pretty hairy situations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eShe was tired, sweaty, and frankly, things smelled a little musty. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSomething needed to change.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBy chance, one day, she happened upon a quote. A quote that would change her life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThree simple words.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFuck. This. Shit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHer eyes lit up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eShe began to let go of the balls she’d be grasping so tightly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAnd as each set of balls fell to the ground she repeated to herself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Fuck this Shit, Fuck that Shit, Fuck it, Fuck it all.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAnd as her balls began to drop, her voice became stronger. Her situation's less hairy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eShe wasn’t so tired. Or sweaty. And everything smelt a lot more fresh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the first time in her life, her fairytale was coming true.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe era of Fuck this shit had begun. She was living a life on her terms. On her time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBe that woman. A wise woman.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe said “Fuck This Shit” and lived Happily Ever After.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThe End.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTE: The diameter of these bangles is 63.7mm and the circumference is 19.8mm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePssst... are you wanting this one in our solid sizes? you can order it as a Custom Bangle \u003ca title=\"Custom Engraved Bangles - Be. Bangles Australia\" href=\"https:\/\/bebangles.co\/collections\/all\/products\/custom-bangles\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Be. Bangles","offers":[{"title":"Silver \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":20591700672582,"sku":"FUCKTHIS-C-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rose Gold \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":20591700639814,"sku":"FUCKTHIS-C-RG","price":56.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow Gold \/ Clasp - Fits Most (63.7mm diameter when closed)","offer_id":41206346711110,"sku":"FUCKTHIS-C-YG","price":56.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0899\/8242\/products\/S_Clasp_FuckThisShit.jpg?v=1617510819","url":"https:\/\/bebangles.co\/products\/she-said-fuck-this-shit-and-lived-happily-ever-after-bangle","provider":"Be. Bangles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}