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Pussy Bangles

Yep. If you didn't already guess it, we aren't doing any Pussy Bangles (yet! who knows what the future holds).

APRIL FOOLS YOU SEXY BEAST!

But seriously... how good is this bangle? EVERY CAT NEEDS ONE. But no, we're not gunna make them.
Before you start looking at us like this...
And sending us furious emails demanding the pussy bangle you so rightfully deserve...
Just trust that we will have something else for you tomorrow...

Enjoy the rest of your April Fools Day, and try not to believe anything on the internet today 😉
PS. We know April fools is typically before midday, but fuck it. We were busy. So here it is. Don't judge us. But to be fair, if you're gunna be mad about something it's probably less about the timing of our launch and more about content.
OKAY.
AS YOUR WERE.