Try Not To Be A Cunt

$44.95

Dear 2018,

I don’t know how to sugar coat this – so I’m just going to come out and say it.

Please. Oh, please – PLEASE - Try Not To Be a Cunt.

Now, I know this may be difficult for you, especially considering the fucking dumpster fire that was 2017.

But, hear me out.

I’ve had enough. We’ve had enough.

You made it VERY CLEAR how much cuntyness exists in the world today – we don’t need anymore proof.

Try Not To Be A Cunt.

I have to admit, the in the midst of the fucking hell scape of 2017, I too have had times where I’ve been a fucking righteous cunt.

An angry cunt, a bitter cunt, a cunt hell bent on revenge.

And so I’m asking you, 2018, to remind me that perhaps life isn’t as fucked up as it seems, and perhaps I too, could Try Not To Be A Cunt.

I promise to take that message to heart, and dial down the cunt.

But fuck it - 2017 has been a Cunt of a year. And we’re gunna say it.

We’ve got sizes for the cuntiest of cunts out there. Small Cunts, Regular Cunts, Large Cunts and Extra Large Cunts.

Enjoy.

Disclaimer : As feminists we actually love cunts, and think cunts are bloody brilliant. We have used cunt in this context because it sounds hilarious, and in most situations cunts are still “highly offensive”. This might make us bad feminists, but we’re okay with that. It’s just a bit of fun. If you’re highly offended then shoot us an email, we’ll send you a special bangle to remind you that different people find different things funny, and there is no need to be a cunt about it.

**ORDER DELAYS: Please note we are currently in Sydney for AGHA Gift Fair and orders will be slightly delayed! All orders placed from Tuesday 18th - Wednesday 26th will be sent out when we return to the office on the 28th!**

Orders dispatched Monday, Wednesday & Friday mornings Melbourne time.

We offer Free Shipping (2 - 5 business days delivery) for all Australian orders! 

You can upgrade to Express Post (1 - 3 days business days delivery) for just $5.95!

Internationally:
It takes 3 - 4 weeks to be delivered, and you can track your order through Australia Post. Shipping starts at $15. 

You'll find a shipping calculator on checkout for further details. 

Returns & Exchanges

Our bangles are designed to make you feel happy, empowered and freakin' awesome - so if there is a problem, we gotta fix it!

If you've accidentally ordered the wrong size or are not happy with your bangle, we'll be happy to either exchange it or refund you, whichever you'd prefer. For more details you can read our returns & exchanges policy.

Product details

Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.

Size & Fit

If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word). 

If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!

Clasp bangles

Thinking of getting one of our clasp style bangles? Great! The clasp style bangle  eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo! It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed. 

The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!

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