BOUGIE BITCH
Look, your life is mostly… normal.
School runs. Emails. What’s-for-dinner again.
Same leggings, different day.
But.
You’ve got your things.
The good coffee (non-negotiable).
The overpriced candle you’ll defend with your life.
The skincare that makes you feel like a functioning adult… even when you’re absolutely winging it.
It’s not a luxury lifestyle…
it’s a strategic sprinkle of bougie bullshit.
Because when your day is 87% chaos and mild inconvenience,
that 13%?
It’s keeping you from losing your shit.
You don’t need a five-star life.
You just need a few five-star moments.
And if that makes you a little bit bougie?
Good.
Wear it as your reminder:
life might be average as fuck…
but your standards for the little things are not.








