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Fuck This, Fuck That, Fuck You, Fuck Off

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Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.

Size & Fit

If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word). 

If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!

Clasp bangles

Thinking of getting one of our clasp style bangles? Great! The clasp style bangle  eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo! It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed. 

The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!

Bangle not available in your size or preferred colour? Consider ordering it as a Custom Bangle!

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Menopause, Motherhood & a Missing School Bag: A Slow Burn to Total Fuckery


So there I am. Monday morning.
Already sweating — not from exercise or effort — but because my hormones decided 7:23am was the perfect time to light my internal organs on fire. Thank you, menopause. You’re a real b*tch.

I’d woken up emotionally shaky after a weekend of sport runs, cooking, cleaning, sports meltdowns, and sick kids.
A perfect cocktail of Mum Burnout and Menopause Blues. Shaken, not stirred.
Still, I offered Miss D a ride to school — because usually, that’s our thing. Windows down, Broadway showtunes blasting, and my mini musical-theatre diva belting every word like she’s auditioning for Wicked.
It’s chaotic. It’s loud. It’s oddly grounding.

Thirty minutes in — and somewhere between “I’m Not Throwing Away My Shot” and “Unlimited — we arrive.
Miss D looks up at me sweetly and says:
“Mum... did you bring my bag?”
No bag. No lunch. No laptop. No books.
Just me, slowly disassociating.
Cue tears. Big ones. Gasping, full-body hysterics.
From me.
Miss D sits quietly.
“I’m sorry, Mum.”
Now I feel bad for her. So naturally, I cry more. “It’s not about the bag,” I manage to croak between sobs.
Later, I hear her tell her brother:
“It’s that Pause thing.”

And she’s right. That wasn’t a breakdown. That was a bangle.
“Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck off.”
It’s not just a bangle. It’s a vibe. A stage of life. A hormonal mood ring forged in the fire of forgotten school bags and floordrobes.
It’s the jewellery version of that silent internal scream — the one that echoes when no one unpacks the dishwasher, the dog’s not fed, and everyone casually steps over the overflowing laundry like it’s f*cking abstract art.
Because sometimes, it’s not one big thing. It’s all the tiny, stupid, invisible things — and they pile up until you crack like a dropped wine glass.
So, when motherhood collides with menopause?
When your patience evaporates faster than your estrogen?
You put that bangle on and wear it like a badge of bloody honor.

Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck off.

Beautifully engraved. Lightly sweary. Deeply earned.

Nikki
xx

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15/06/2024
Anonymous
Australia Australia

She said @!!!this

Bought this as a farewell present for a work bestie as I got given one when I left, absolutely love it as it looks lovely and no one know what it greatly says

MG
31/12/2023
Maria G.
Australia Australia

Love you guys and love your product

Be Bangles were a hit this Christmas. I purchased 7 as gifts all going down as true hits. You are becoming an integral part of gift giving for me as you make it so simple and easy. Thank you and may 2024 be your best year yet ❤️❤️❤️❤️

BG
16/12/2023
Belinda G.
Australia Australia

Love this bang!

Great Christmas gift for my BFF.

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24/08/2023
Anonymous
Australia Australia

Perfect gift

Bought as a gift for a friend who absolutely loves it. Arrived quickly, packed well. Will definitely be ordering again.

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08/08/2023
Anonymous
Australia Australia

Love them

Very good website, ordering was easy and the product is fabulous.

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