Zero Fucks Given - Hall Of Fame
This week, I said goodbye to my last fuck.
I remember it sitting there for months, under my bed. Covered in dust. Pleading with me, 'don't give me away, no one deserves me!' So I let the little fella hang around.
I was just about to give my final fuck away to a friend who criticised me for ordering fries instead of a salad. "Are you SURE you want to order that?" she asked.
I paused. And then I made my choice.
Fuck it. No one deserves this little fuck, not even me, and especially not my 'order salad instead of fries friend'. So I released that little fuck into the wild, where it can fly around with all it's fuck buddies. I hope it's in a happier place now.
So here I stand, having given all the fucks I am able to give.
I no longer have any fucks,
I have reached the pinnacle of absolutely zero fucks.
Zero fucks will be given from now on, and I'll be all the happier for it.
NOTE: This is clasp style bangle that eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, fuck yeah!
It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed, check our sizing guide to make sure it will fit!
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Returns & Exchanges
Our bangles are designed to make you feel happy, empowered and freakin' awesome - so if there is a problem, we gotta fix it!
If you've accidentally ordered the wrong size or are not happy with your bangle, we'll be happy refund you, and then you can order the correct one! For more details you can read our returns & exchanges policy.
Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.
Size & Fit
If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word).
If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a regular size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!
Thinking of getting one of our clasp style bangles? Great! The clasp style bangle eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, woo! It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed.
The clasp fits around 80% of people so it is perfect for gifting!
Bangle not available in your size or preferred colour? Consider ordering it as a Custom Bangle!