Try Not To Be A Cunt
I don’t know how to sugar coat this – so I’m just going to come out and say it.
Please. Oh, please – PLEASE - Try Not To Be a Cunt.
Now, I know this may be difficult for you, especially considering the fucking dumpster fire that was 2017.
But, hear me out.
I’ve had enough. We’ve had enough.
You made it VERY CLEAR how much cuntyness exists in the world today – we don’t need anymore proof.
Try Not To Be A Cunt.
I have to admit, the in the midst of the fucking hell scape of 2017, I too have had times where I’ve been a fucking righteous cunt.
An angry cunt, a bitter cunt, a cunt hell bent on revenge.
And so I’m asking you, 2018, to remind me that perhaps life isn’t as fucked up as it seems, and perhaps I too, could Try Not To Be A Cunt.
I promise to take that message to heart, and dial down the cunt.
To celebrate a less cunty 2018, we’ve created a limited edition run of a ‘Try Not To Be A Cunt’ bangle. There are only 150 available, and then we’re pulling them from the store - never to be seen again.
We’re about to launch in the US, and we can’t have the c-word anywhere. And to be honest, some people are probably going to really hate this bangle.
But fuck it - 2017 has been a Cunt of a year. And we’re gunna say it.
We’ve got sizes for the cuntiest of cunts out there. Small Cunts, Regular Cunts, Large Cunts and Extra Large Cunts.
And who knows, maybe in a few years people will look back and say - ‘remember that time that fucking crazy company released a bangle engraved with Try Not To Be A Cunt? They were limited edition and now they’re worth $10,000 each’.
(That probably won’t happen).
Disclaimer : As feminists we actually love cunts, and think cunts are bloody brilliant. We have used cunt in this context because it sounds hilarious, and in most situations cunts are still “highly offensive”. This might make us bad feminists, but we’re okay with that. It’s just a bit of fun. If you’re highly offended then shoot us an email, we’ll send you a special bangle to remind you that different people find different things funny, and there is no need to be a cunt about it.
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Returns & Exchanges
Our bangles are designed to make you feel happy, empowered and freakin' awesome - so if there is a problem, we gotta fix it!
If you've accidentally ordered the wrong size or are not happy with your bangle, we'll be happy to either exchange it or refund you, whichever you'd prefer. For more details you can read our returns & exchanges policy.
Our bangles are made with love from high quality stainless steel. They are 100% hypoallergenic, and nickel & lead free.
Size & Fit
If you're not sure what size to choose please use our sizing chart to help you find your way. You'll need to measure the widest part of your hand / knuckle circumference, while your hand is mooshed. (And yes, mooshed is a word).
If you're still totally stuck, we recommend that you purchase a large size bangle. We do offer exchanges if it doesn't fit!